What's grey and comes in pints?
An elephant.
Elephant Jokes
Student: Sir, can i ask a question?
**STUDENT**: Sir, can I ask a question?
**TEAC...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you pick up anything with that?
The Purina Diet
Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag o...
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
He's a party pooper!
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?
Take the "S" out of "Safe" and the "F" out of "...
A girl is at the circus....
... and she sees an elephant. She asks her mom ...
What can turn a fox into an elephant?
A marriage certificate.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To show the raccoon it's possible.
I bought my friend an elephant for his living room.
Friend: thank you.
Me: Don't mention it.
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A girl is at the circus...
... and she sees an elephant. She asks her mom ...
What did the elephant say to the man?
How do you breathe through something so small?
I bought a friend of mine an elephant for his room
He said thanks.
I said don't mention it.
Fat Girl Joke
You can tell a beautiful girl she's beautiful a...
What did the Elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute but can you breath through it?
I bought my friend an elephant for her room...
She said "Thanks!"
I told her "Don't mention it."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
The Loop Of Bricks
How do you get 500 bricks out of a plane?
-Open...
How do you put an elephant in a Safeway bag?
Take the "s" out of Safe and the "f" out of way.
How is an elephant like a wristwatch?
They both come in quartz.
What's grey and comes in litres?
An elephant.
Apologies if this is a repost - ...
I'm speechless.
t was oral examination in the standard two. The...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
The Spanish Inquisition.
The elephant and the naked man.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"H...