Sir, can I ask a question?
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Y...
Elephant Jokes
New African Tribe discovered!!!
The Royal Geographical Society announced this m...
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elifino ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
Which ant is the biggest?
Elephant
When is a feminazi elephant's least favorite book?
Of Mice and Men
It's an old joke, but I said it to my kids and their friends and they went hysterical
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How ma...
Elephants never forget
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya a...
Kermit the frog walks into a bank to request a loan.
Kermit the frog walks into a bank to request a ...
Few One Liners
"What do you can't have for breakfast?" *"Lunch...
How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
Student and teacher
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Y...
How to catch an elephant
Dig a big hole
Fill it with ashes
Sprinkle peas...
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape?
Elephant grape sine theta
Two elephants were standing in the shower.
One elephant said to the other
"pass the soap...
A long series of jokes
503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How man...
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Open the door.
Put in the elephant.
Close th...
How much does a dead elephant weigh?
A skele**ton**.
Elephant
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elepha...
What's the most common hashtag on elephant Twitter?
#NeverForget