What's the difference between an establishment where alcohol is served and an elephant passing gas?
One is a Bar Room, the other is a BAROOOM!
Elephant Jokes
One day I'm sitting in a tree watching birds and an elephant starts to climb the tree.
I said, "Hey, Mr. Elephant! Why are you climbin...
Adele joined my evening class. She sits at the back silently, we don't talk about her.
She's the elephant in the room.
How do you get out of an elephant?
Q: How do you get out of an elephant?
A: Tur...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breath out of that tiny thing?
How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
How do you make an elephant fly?
First, you get a great big zipper...
Elephant's milk
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant...
Elephant genealogy
First elephant: "I hear you've been trying to t...
What elephant and a canary and in common?
They both can’t ride bicycles.
What's gray and comes in quarts?
An elephant
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an e...
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?
**You**: How do you put an elephant in a safewa...
What do you call an irrelevant elephant.
An irrelephant.
^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^li...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
An elephant
An elephant walks into a bar
and destroys it totally.
An elephant never walks into a bar
He only drinks to forget
What do you do if an Elephant comes through your window?
Swim for your life!
How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?
By tying a knot on its tail.
grey matter
What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant.
How did the elephant get into the room?
We don't talk about it...
A girl is in a bar
sitting next to three guys at another table.
S...
Two elephants are in a bathtub.....
One says to the other, "pass the soap".
The ot...