"What do you can't have for breakfast?" *"Lunch or Dinner.."*
"What is the most common reason for divorce?" *"Marriage"*
"How can a human being last for 8 days without sleep?" *"You sleep at night."*
"What happens when you throw a red stone in blue water?" *"It gets wet."*
"We have 3 oranges and 2 apples in one hand and 2 oranges and 3 apples in the second hand, what do we have totally?" *"Big hands."*
"How can we lift an elephant with 1 hand?" *"It's gonna be pretty tough, since we don't know many elephants with one hand."*
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