STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
Read this on facebook. Hilarious haha
STUDENT...
Elephant Jokes
To the tune of 'Nellie the elephant'...
Hillary the democrat pressed delete,
but still...
Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.
Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good
Three elephants are talking. First elephant says "humans are flat".
Other two agree.
Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors.
So that it could hide in the crayon box. Court...
What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?
Call a big toe truck.
What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?
Baby elephants.
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape?
They are both purple, except for the elephant.
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?
You take the S out of safe and the F out of way...
New Era
Dad, Mom and their kid went to the zoo.
Afterwa...
Burying an elephant...
is a mammoth undertaking.
A pink elephant walks into an auditorium rented to host the society of materialist philosophers
Strolling in, the animal approached a conventio...
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door and put it in.
The Daddest Jokes of Them All
In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor
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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
How do you get down off of an elephant?
You don't, you get down off of a duck.
What can you find between the toes of the African elephant?
Slow Africans.
Tired of an Elephant always destroying their colony, ants decide to eliminate him...
Somewhere in Africa, a colony of ants had enoug...
If a duck and a elephant were to vote
They'd vote for donald trunk