Strolling in, the animal approached a convention organizer.
"Ah, you're here," the man said. "Do you have your powerpoint?"
The pink elephant raised a USB stick and tooted his snout.
"Excellent," he replied, ticking off a box on his checklist. "You're scheduled to go on at 10am. Refreshments are over there." The man pointed at a table with muffins and coffee.
"That's a problem," replied the pink elephant. "I only eat straw."
There was a pause and the man blinked. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take another antipsychotic."
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