2 Ants were swimming in a lake...
When an elephant comes and jumps into the lake,...
Elephant Jokes
What did the Elephant say to Tarzan when he saw him at the waterfall?
How can you get a drink with something that sma...
Little Johnny went to the zoo with his parents.
He saw an elephant and asked his mom:
"Mom, wh...
What does an elephant keep in his trunk?
6 foot of snot
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that little thing?!"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? ...
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
you just open the door and put him in there.
H...
Elephants and a Guy
Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a...
I yoke too much
So an elephant walks into a bar. When the barte...
An elephant and a goat were sitting in a park.
Ah screw it. I've got nothing....
A mother took her son to the zoo on a beautiful Saturday morning.
Her son points and says, "Look mom, a fricken' ...
(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?
Tusk Tusk
I am so sorry
I got a job making wallets out of elephant foreskins
If you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase.
LPT: Every time you're unsure, just ask yourself “am I drunk right now?”
and if the large pink elephant in the corner of...
A frog hopped into a bank...
...dressed in a tiny tuxedo and approached the ...
There were 500 bricks on a plane...
One fell out. How many were left?
499
What ar...
What did the elephant say to a naked man?
Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
A man finds a job at an elephant circumcision office.
His salary is so low that he wants to quit, but...
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
Q) What's the difference between an elephant an...
If an elephant and a rhino have a baby, what do they make?
Elephino!
(Hell if I know)
What do you call an elephant on drugs?
Tranquilized.
A pair of beautiful pink shoes.
A little boy named David went trough a market t...
What did the Elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that little thing?