Somewhere in Africa, a colony of ants had enough of a particular elephant that would destroy their colony once it was built to its full glory. Tired of constantly having to rebuild, they decided it was time for action. One day, the leader of the ants gathered everyone and gave a marvelous speech:
"Today is the day we stand up and rise up above this pesky Elephant!"
Millions of ants cheered in excitement. He then said:
"I mean literally, we're all going to climb up this tree right here that's next to our colony, wait until the Elephant comes and when he's right under us, we're going to jump on him and every single one of us is gonna give him everything we've got! - Defend the colony!!"
All ants again cheered in excitement and followed the leader up the tree.
Hours passed while all the ants waited patiently under the hot sun when all of a sudden, the branches on the tree started to shake.
"Here comes the Elephant!" the leader said, "Everyone hold your positions and wait for my signal!"
As the Elephant passed under the tree, the leader waited until he was sure all of the ants would land right on the middle of his back and yells "NOW!!! JUMP!!!"
Millions of ants jump on the elephant, if you could see it from a distance, it was as if a giant red blanket fell from the tree onto the elephant's back.
The elephant felt a slight tickle and shook himself off. All the ants fell to the ground except for one, who gave everyone on the ground a horrified look.
In silence, all the ants look to the leader as he looks up and yells:
CHOKE HIM!!!!
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