Conversation between a duck and a pharmacist:
Duck: I need some condoms.
Pharmacist: What size, small, medium or large?
Duck: Large will be okay.
Pharmacist: Shall I put it on your bill?
Duck: Hey, I'm not that kinda duck.
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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