There were these three ducks sitting in a pond. A police officer, Officer Duckey, came by one day and saw them there. He decided to arrest the ducks and take them to see the magistrate. When in the courtroom, the magistrate called the first duck to the stand. he said to the first duck, "What were you doing in the pond?" The duck replied, "I was just blowing bubbles in the water." The magistrate says, "Well, there isn't anything wrong with that. You may go." Next he calls up duck number two."What were you doing in the pond?" Duck number two says the same as number one."I was just blowing bubbles in the pond." The magistrate says, "Nothing wrong with that. You may leave." Finally he calls the third duck up to the stand."What were you doing in the pond?" The third duck gets a huge grin on his face and says, "I'm Bubbles."
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