Ducks
Two ducks walk into a bar...
One duck looks ...
Two ducks walk into a bar...
One duck looks ...
Q: What do you get when a rooster crosses a duc...
One morning a boy got up and was leaving the ho...
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new...
#1 rule of a redneck-
If duck tape don't fix i...
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and t...
One day Jim, a duck, was swimming in a pond whe...
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither...
Cartoon Laws of Physics
Cartoon Law I Any body...
Once upon a time there was a mother duck and a ...
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps h...
In the depths of the countryside there lived a ...
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are s...
What's the difference between a duck and a spid...
A woman goes into Wal- Mart to buy a rod and re...
Q: What goes, "KCAUQ, KCAUQ"?
A: A du...
One day a duck walked into a drugstore and boug...
knock-knock
who's there?
duck
duck who...
Reasons why high school english teachers retire...
Note: Most of these will only work in middle or...
A duck, a skunk, and a frog go to the movies. T...
These are my summer clothes. Summer paid for, s...
The first typewriter was called the "literary p...
A lady named Annala had 4 children.
They didn'...