Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

Ducks

Two ducks walk into a bar...

One duck looks ...

Rooster and a Duck??

Q: What do you get when a rooster crosses a duc...

He Knows What He's Doing

One morning a boy got up and was leaving the ho...

The Pessimist

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new...

Duck Tape

#1 rule of a redneck-
If duck tape don't fix i...

This is a REAL Compilation of GCSE Results!

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and t...

Bubbles

One day Jim, a duck, was swimming in a pond whe...

Duck Hunting

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither...

Cartoon Laws of Physics

Cartoon Laws of Physics
Cartoon Law I Any body...

Ugly Duckling

Once upon a time there was a mother duck and a ...

Breath

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps h...

Farm Murder

In the depths of the countryside there lived a ...

More Of Life's Unanswered Questions

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings...

Yo Momma

Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are s...

Duck

What's the difference between a duck and a spid...

Always Wal- Mart

A woman goes into Wal- Mart to buy a rod and re...

Kcauq!

Q: What goes, "KCAUQ, KCAUQ"?



A: A du...

Duck

One day a duck walked into a drugstore and boug...

Duck

knock-knock

who's there?

duck

duck who...

Reasons Why English Teachers Retire Early

Reasons why high school english teachers retire...

10 Ways to Freak Out People at School

Note: Most of these will only work in middle or...

Movies

A duck, a skunk, and a frog go to the movies. T...

Some More One Liners IV

These are my summer clothes. Summer paid for, s...

Weird Facts XIX

The first typewriter was called the "literary p...

Picture Contest

A lady named Annala had 4 children.
They didn'...