A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders
a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself
to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and
three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the
first duck, "What's your name?"
"Huey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all
day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"
"Due," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all
day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is
Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles�.
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