One day a teacher told her students to make a sentence out of these three words:
1.deduct
2.defense
3.defeat
None of the students could give her an answer. But then the only Mexican student said "Oh, no problem, teacher. I can do it!"
He stood up and said, "Dee duck jumped over dee fence and hurt dee feet."
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