91. Always wear your safety goggles, they're not kidding.92. You just don't learn last names.93. Your teachers just went from Mr. and Mrs. to Prof.94. That calculator Tetris and Duck Hunt come into play even more than in high school Physics class.95. Card games never lasted for hours before.96. Vacuuming happens every semester, if you get around to it.97. Boys will dance in college.98. People who never talked to you in high school are now your best friends when you come home.99. You are never alone.100. You find out what beer sludge is.
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