Three ducks got arrested and appeared before a judge. The judge asked the first duck "whats your name?" Quack replied the duck. "And what did you get arrested for?" Blowing bubbles in the pond.
The second duck comes before the judge and is asked "whats your name?" Quack Quack replies the duck. "And what did you get arrested for?" Blowing bubbles in the pond.
The third duck appears before the judge and the judge says "I know I bet your name is Quack Quack Quack"
"Why no," the duck replies. "My name is bubbles!"
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