What dog can you only find on the beach?
A cockle spaniel!
Dog Jokes
Where do you find a dog that has no legs?
Right where you left them.
A man needs help doing chores around the house
So he asks around saying he needs someone to do...
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
In the fridge where you left it!
(No offense, ...
A man goes to the hospital with recurring migraines
... and is surprised to see that his doctor is ...
Every dog has its day, unless..
Unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-e...
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders ...
How do you walk a dog with no legs?
You don't, you pick it up.
Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?
Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...
Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument?
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites?
Said every dog ever.
I went to the zoo the other day...
They only had a dog. It was a Shih Tzu
Best joke ever
I used to cry when my dad cut up onions
Onion...
A joke from the city of Khelm...
There was once an old couple owned a dog.
One t...
I wanted cats. My wife wanted kids.
So we got a dog.
A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand
The monk says, "Make me one with everything."
Dog and wife
(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your ...
Bad Puns
Sometimes I just tuck my knees towards my chest...
So a gentleman walks into a bar...
after a long day of work, and decides to drink ...
Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog.
it was a shitzu
A woman found out that her dog could barely hear
so she took him to the veterinarian. The vet f...
The Talking Dog version two
A man walks into a bar with a mutt on a leash.
...
What do my ex and a box of chocolate have in common?
They kill my dog.
Police are like a box of chocolates
They'll kill your dog.
I took my new dog outside to go to the bathroom but he didn't like my yard
I told him, "I know it's not the best, but you'...