... and is surprised to see that his doctor is a dog. "Good afternoon, I'm Dogtor Spot. I've been told that you have been suffering from severe headaches, and I believe there may be something wrong with your brain. I'd love to help you but I'm afraid all I can do is give you some pain meds and recommend you to my favorite neurologist Dr. Whiskers, she's the only cat I trust."
"But dogtor, surely you have the technology here, can't you help me?" the man pleads.
Dr. Spot simply replies "I'm afraid dogs can't but CAT scan."
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