A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders a beer.
A nearby patron asks "Hey buddy! What's your dog's name?"
"Engineer" the man replies.
"Engineer?" the other asks. "If I kick him will, he make a bolt for the door?" he laughs.
"No," the man replies, "but he can make a spring for your nuts."
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