after a long day of work, and decides to drink his problems away. After awhile he gets pretty drunk and the bartender decides to mess with him a little to have fun. So he asks the man, "hey pal, you wanna make some money?" to which the drunken man replies "of course!". "Ok," the bartender explains, "Ill give you $100 if you do these three things for me: first, you have to go steal the Rolex off our bouncer, Steve - next, you have to go out back and pull a tooth from our vicious guard dog - and finally, you have to go sleep with that terribly ugly woman over there." "That's easy," replied the drunken man, "I can do that." So he walks out to the front of the bar and, landing a lucky hit, knocks out the bouncer and takes his watch. He then walks into the bar and goes out back, and after a couple of minutes the bartender hears some squealing coming from his dog. The drunken man then walks proudly in from the back and strolls up to the bartender saying "ok, tough guy, I've done the first two tasks - now where's that ugly woman whose tooth I need?"
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