Dog Jokes
The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports.
It's called Ear Bud.
Why don't my dog and my cat get along?
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Christian?
.... who worshipped the almighty 'Dog'.
Did you hear about the Agnostic?
Did you hear about the Agnostic Insomniac with ...
What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?
A watermeloncollie.
What did the dog say when he was sick.
Barf! barf!
A woman had a dog with no legs.
She took it out for a drag every morning.
An American, an Englishman, and a Terrorist are getting ready to skydive...
Before jumping out of the plane, they decide to...
Life is like a box of chocolates...
It'll kill your dog.
Why did the dog go to the vets?
He was pawly.
I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
Hole in the head
So a guy is eating breakfast and he sees a spid...
Sorry in advance
Why did Helen Keller dog kill itself?
You woul...
So we had this dog named Barney....
It was my first dog, got him when I was about 2...
I had a dog named Herpes once.
He was a good dog, but he wouldn't heel.
A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand
And says "Make me one with everything."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...it doesn't matter, he isn't going to come an...
What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?
Someone who stays up at night wondering if ther...
How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?
It is now a parent.
A dyslexic atheist screamed out loud...
THERE IS NO DOG!
One day, a pregnant lady was walking down the street...
when out of nowhere a man came up and shot her ...
What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?
A *range rover*!
The Englishman and the Welshman
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Yep. ...