Sometimes I just tuck my knees towards my chest, that's just how I roll.
A man was walking around one day and he saw a fat kid, he proceeded to kick the child and yell, "I'M FIGHTING CHILDHOOD OBESITY!"
What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.
And in honor of Jurassic World:
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-You-Think-He-Saur-Us
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Do-You-Think-He-Saur-Us-Rex
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