A guy goes skydiving...

and there's a blind guy on the plane going up with him. The blind guy has a seeing eye dog with him and a really really long leash. As they're going up the guy asks him, "Why bring the dog with you?"

The blind guys says, "He jumps first to let me know when to pull my chute."

"How does he do that?" the man asked.

"The leash goes slack"

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