Put it in dry ice for a day, stick it on a bandsaw: the dog goes "MRRRRRROW".
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
Douse it in gasoline and strike a match: the cat goes "WOOF!"
(no animals were harmed in the creation of this joke.)
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