The bad zoo
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the ...
Dog Jokes
How do you make a dog go meow?
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
What does a dog from Minnesota say?
Woof da.
What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a dog.
My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I'm a Muslim and can't have one
I told him my girlfriend is a Christian.
Went to this zoo in Venezuela and the only animal they had was one dog
It was a shih tzu
A hungover guy at the bar...
tells the bartender he is going to quit drinkin...
I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog
It was a shitzu.
Smart dog
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he ...
I went to a zoo the other day...
All the exhibits were completely empty, except ...
What's the smelliest breed of dog?
A poo-dle
Of Dogs and Sausages
America's favorite variety of sausage is called...
the foolish doc...........
For the first experiment, they cut one of the d...
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the d...
What do you call an accurate dog?
Spot-on.
'When 3 Drunk Man in a Bar'
One day there were 3 men in a bar. They all got...
There was a man who managed the feat of 100 children
He named each of them after numbers in the orde...
A man, a dog, and a sheep....
A man, a dog, and a sheep are washed up on an i...
A man, a dog, and a sheep are washed up on an island...
A man, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a te...
If people were animals who would be the dolphin?
The Cubans because they're the strongest swimme...
A dog limps into a bar...
and says" I'm looking for the man who shot my ...
I took my skateboard around my friend's house.
"Wanna see me kickflip?" I asked.
"No..." he s...