Bartender: "What's wrong with Coors Light? It is one of the most popular beers."
Man: "Nothing wrong with it, but I drank 24 of them last night and I ended up blowing chunks."
Bartender: "It happens to the best of us, if you drink 24 of any drink you'd probably end up blowing chunks."
Man: "No, you don't understand... I didn't throw up, Chunks is my dog."
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