A dog walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "wolf! wolf!"... The owner looks at the dog and poors a drink. the dog snarls and replies again "wolf! wolf!" The bar owner having had enough yelled "who let that mut in here?!" He then grabbed the dog by the collar and started to lead it out the door... Just then he received a sharp pain on the left side of his neck. Turning to confront the pain before his eyes. He ripped flesh from his neck as blood spewed and splattered forth. He fell to the ground and slammed his head against the floor. Half out, he looked up to see a blurry figure in the shadow of a beautiful full moon. The dog barked again "wolf! wolf!" To which a deep voice snarled "should have listened to the dog!"
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