Dog Jokes
Hitlers Joke
My dog has no nose.
Well how does it smell?
A...
Taking my dog for a walk
Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real...
What's the best Russian Reversal joke you know? A few of my favourites....
* In Soviet Russia, Google searches you
* In S...
What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
Two friends are walking their dogs...
One has a German shepherd, the other a chihuahu...
The Moth
A moth went into a podiatrist's office, an...
My Dog
I swear my dog thinks the floor in every room i...
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if the...
A dog walks into a bar..
with his blind owner who wanted a drink. His ow...
How do you make a dog say meow?
How do you make a dog say meow?
Put it in the ...
A little old lady went to the grocery store...
A little old lady went to the grocery store to ...
Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian?
He has a sign on the door that says "Either way...
Collection of dog Jokes
what do you call batman's dog? a Bat Terrier
W...
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle
A man with a dog and a cat walks into a bar...
The man, the dog, and the cat all sit down at t...
What is the best use for a wet dog?[x-post from /r/MeanJokes]
Getting the smell of white people out of your h...
I went to the zoo last week and there was only one dog in it.
It was a shitzu.
The day I let a dog make decisions for me
....Is the day I go blind.
I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Two rednecks were sitting on a porch.
A dog wal...
Do It Yourself?
Two Guys are walking down the street after leav...
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
He stays awake all night wondering if there is ...
out the door
Q: if your wife was at the front door and your ...