One has a German shepherd, the other a chihuahua. The one with the German Shepherd says to the other "Hey, let's stop at the bar and have a beer"
"They don't allow dogs at the bar"
"Don't worry, just do what I do"
The man with the Shepherd walks in, and the bartender goes: "Excuse me, we don't allow dogs in here"
"This is a seeing-eye dog"
"I'm sorry! please come in"
The guy with the Chihuahua walks in.
Bartender: "Excuse me, we don't allow dogs here"
"This is a seeing-eye dog"
"Sir, that's a chihuahua"
"THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA??"
Bartender: "I'm sorry! Please come on in"
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