A dog walks into a bar..

with his blind owner who wanted a drink. His owner couldn't see where he was going but he still wanted a drink (he's blind, not unable to drink!).

To clarify, the dog was there to help. He was, more or less, the "eyes" of the owner, otherwise referred to as a "guide dog."

Here's some more info on guide dogs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guide_dog

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