Two rednecks were sitting on a porch.
A dog walks up on the front lawn and takes a seat. It starts to lick himself. The one readneck looks to other and says, "man, I sure wish I could do that"
The other redneck says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you..that dog will bite you"
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