eye roller of a dog joke
Mrs Young was walking to the grocery store when...
Dog Jokes
A boy went to visit his grandfather that lived deep in the mountains... [long]
He hadn't seen his grandfather in quite some ti...
Why did the hot dog vendor cry?
He burned his wiener
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Some one who stays up all night wondering if th...
What is Fido the dog's favorite part of a tree?
Bark!
What is his favorite canine?
Wolf!
Ho...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he wont come when you call it!
The man's best friend
You know the phrase "the dog is the man's best ...
Cat and Dog
The Dog’s Diary:
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favori...
I am too intelligent for class I, please promote me to class III
A teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with on...
Machine Diagnosis
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elb...
Some guys are talking about pets...
They get to talking about how good big dogs are...
Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist?
The cow says "moo".
The cat says "meow". ...
My boss has some winners, but I always get a chuckle from this one. (Pretty Long)
A man and his dog walk into a bar, the man sits...
Computer diagnosis
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elb...
7 mildly offensive jokes
**What would you call it when an Italian has on...
A fine country lady is hosting a dinner party
and she wants to serve her famous Mushroom Soup...
Boudreaux's dead duck
Boudreaux rushed into Doc Robicheaux’s office c...
Poor Boudreaux . . .
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to con...
An orphan had a rough year...
He had been adopted three times. The first fami...
Did you hear about the 13th century french dog that was a saint?...
St. Bernard.
Hiyooooooo.
A woman pregnant with triplets catches three stray bullets from a drive-by shooting.
In the emergency room, a doctor tells her she a...
What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?
A dog with a hair lip
Three brothers eating soup
A mom has three sons and she's making them soup...
What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?
Just gopher it.
A blonde and a shepherd.
A blonde, tired of people assuming she's stupid...