A moth went into a podiatrist's office, and the podiatrist said, "What seems to be the problem?"
The moth replied, "What's the problem?! Where do I even begin? For one thing, I'm breaking my back day in and day out, working long hours for next to no pay at a thankless job where my horrible boss is always yelling at me. Then I come home and my wife doesn't appreciate me, my kids are brats, and my dog won't fetch the newspaper. Everything's terrible! I'm really at my wit's end and I don't know what to do."
"Wow," said the podiatrist, "clearly, you are very troubled. But this is a podiatrist's office--why did you come here?"
The moth replied, "The light was on."
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