I've got to go pick up my dog...
I've got to go pick up my dog.
Why? His car in...
Dog Jokes
There was this mother with very little money...
and she wanted to do something special for her ...
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador
What do you call a dog that doesn't eat meat?
A vegiterrier!
A man walks into a bar with his dog.
A man walks into a bar with a small dog under h...
Broccoli
One day a grocery store clerk was packing some ...
A man walks into a zoo but there was only a dog in it.
It was a shitzu.
A man and his blind dog
An old, retired coach is walking his blind dog ...
How do you...
Q: How do you turn a dog into a cat?
A: freeze...
So a boy goes off to college...
When he returns home he notices his parents had...
The Orphan
A boy was living happily with his brother, moth...
Had to put my dog down today...
I just didn't expect him to be so heavy!
My fast joke
Are you a human or a dog
What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a dog
A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop
He says aloud " Bob Peters"
The barber says "No...
Rat and a Mouse
Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a r...
if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog?
purple, because the ice cream is boneless.
I had two gorgeous cats...
One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremem...
Did you hear about the pirate who used to walk the plank every night?
Well, he couldn't afford a dog.
What do crazy girlfriends and chocolate have in common?
They both kill your dog
How do you make a dog meow?
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it t...
A new zoo opened up in my town, but it only has one dog.
It's a shih tzu