and she wanted to do something special for her three boys (6,9,15). She thought and thought about what she could do that would be a surprise but would not cost that much money. After some contemplation she thought of the perfect thing, bake a cake. She got what little cash she had, went to the store and bought the ingredients and came home. She immediately went to bake the cake but as she was mixing the batter she spilled bb's from her oldest sons bb gun case into the batter. She was devastated but thought oh well, I cant afford to start this over and bakes the cake anyway. She gives the cake to the kids and they just love it.
The next day, the 6 year old comes up to her and says, "Mommy Mommy! When I went pee pee a BB came out!" Mom was worried and didn't understand how that happened but assured her son he would be okay. About an hour later the 9 year old came rushing to her, "Mom Mom, when I went to pee a BB came out!" Again, she said it was okay. 2 hours later the 15 year old comes up to her "Mom! Mom!" She stopped him, "Yes I know, you went to pee and a BB came out." "No, I was in the backyard playing with myself and I think I killed the dog!"
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