Broccoli

One day a grocery store clerk was packing some produce when a woman approached him,

Woman: "Excuse me sir, I can't seem to find the broccoli. Could you point me in the right direction?"
Man: "Sorry ma'am, we are out until tomorrow morning when the shipment arrives. Check back tomorrow."

A few minutes later the man was stocking cereal and the same woman approached him with the same question.

Woman: "Sir, I cannot seem to find the broccoli, can you help me?"
Man: "I'm sorry miss, as I said earlier, the broccoli will be in tomorrow. Please come back then."

About ten minutes passed and the man is assisting deli when the woman approaches him yet again.

Woman: "Sir, I am sorry. I just can not seem to find the broccoli. Can you please assist me?"

It is quite obvious at this point that the man is irritated...

Man: "Miss, can you spell cat?"
Woman: "Of course, C-A-T."
Man: "Can you spell dog as in dogma?"
Woman: "Certainly. D-O-G."
Man: "Now can you spell broccoli with an F?"
Woman: "No, there's no F in broccoli?"
Man: "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU."

(Joke is from my grandfather)