How do you...

Q: How do you turn a dog into a cat?

A: freeze it, then run it through a electric saw so it goes "meow!"


Q: How do you turn a cat into a dog?

A: cover it in gasoline, then throw on a lit match and it goes "woof!"

(this might work a little better out loud)

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