When he returns home he notices his parents had gotten a dog.
"he's your replacement. it was your father's idea." his mother teased.
So he went back to school and finished up the year, came back home in the summer and took care of it along with his only brother.
When the summer was over, his brother went to college too. when they returned for winter break, they found that there was another dog.
"my replacement?" the younger brother joked.
so the boys went back to school, finished the semester and spent their summer taking care of both dogs before heading back.
When they returned they found out that their parents had gotten a divorce.
"What happened!?" the son asked
"they got another dog"
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