Why did the dog sit in the front seat of the car?
Because the car had a sun "woof"!
Yes, I ma...
Dog Jokes
How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; ...
A lady was showing her dog.....
A lady was showing her dog at all of the local ...
A guy walks up to another guy with a dog. . .
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?" and the oth...
Three legged dog
Did you hear about the three legged dog that wa...
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
A father and his son are watching their dog clean himself...
Son: Don't you wish you could do that, Dad?
Dad...
A Man Went Into A Supermarket...
... got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to th...
A rich man decides to visit Europe
After a few weeks, he received a message from h...
2 old men and an old dog are sitting on a porch
The dog is going to town cleaning his testicles...
Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?
They're always singing about getting a "long li...
What can you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him on a drag!
What do you call said dog?...
My friend had a dog...
My friend had a dog that could only bark below ...
I'm going to name my dog "Syndrome".
Whenever he jumps on someone, I can yell, "Down...
PIGS
A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man...
Pick out a dog at an animal shelter and everything's ok.
Pick out a girlfriend at a woman's shelter and ...
Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?
He was barking up the wrong tree.
I walked in and found my wife in bed with my best friend, I kicked them both out of the house.
and he was the best dog I ever had
Airplane
Three guys are in an airplane. The first takes ...
Three dogs and their owners are at the veterinarian's office
...waiting for their respective appointments. T...
what sign on your phone does a dog hate the most
The pound sign.
What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a...