An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America....
As they leave the airport from Heathrow and fly...
Dog Jokes
A man, a dog and a pig are in a boat...
Lost at sea, they wreck the boat and swim to a ...
Telegraph
A dog walks into a telegraph office, puts $1 on...
Mister Mustard
Wife sends hubby to the store for makings of ho...
Where do you put a hot dog?
On a pun.
Spike & The Parrot.
A woman called a dishwasher repairman. Since sh...
derpy joke
i went to the zoo the other day and there was j...
A man went to a zoo...
When he got home, his wife asked him how it was...
Talking with animals.
A princess was passing by a small farm and sees...
What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?
The Woof of Wall Street.
Make a child's day - elementary school appropriate jokes, please...
My favorites, unknown originators: knock, knoc...
What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
Student says he is too smart for the first grade...
A first grade teacher was having trouble with o...
Joe wakes up to a noise on the roof...
...so he goes outside and sees that a bear has ...
What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus
me fukin ur mom HAHA
bet u didnt see that coming
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?
Staying up all night and wondering if there rea...
How do you call a dog with no legs?
It does not matter it will not come
Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs?
Right where you left him.
I hate it when a dog starts barking
and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
I have a very obedient dog,
whenever I tell him 'Are you coming with me or ...
I drank so much I blew Chunks
Jon : Oh Ted, I had a terrible night. I drank...
If I had a dog, I'd name it Syndrome.
I'd teach it to jump up on people just so I cou...
What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?
The dog has cerebral pawlsy.
What is the difference between your dog and your girlfriend?
You can get your dog to come.