if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog?

Starfish would be...

They do shit out of their mouths after all.

Hunting in the rain

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Stuck

Henry's wife comes home to find him shagging the dog in the front room....

Urinalysis

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My...

What did he say...

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear....

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Press'n Seal

So there's a fly...

and a gnat lands on its back. The fly says, "is there a gnat on my back?"...

Little Johnny...

A kindergarten teacher decided one afternoon to teach the kids all about the...

Words from Women

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not...

If a cowboy rides...

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday,...