The original shaggy dog story.
Just as a hobo reads a “lost dog” poster advert...
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Two guys want to really have a night of fun but...
Why are there so many Asians?
Its the food. There is too much raw dog.
Hear...
Store Policy
CUSTOMER: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKO...
What do you call a dog that harasses kids?
A pit bully!
My father used to go out drinking all night, come home and blow chunks.
why we called our dog chunks, I'll never know.
A pregnant mother of three is walking down a alley...
The Mother gets shot 3 times and each bullet ge...
Trained dog
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck ...
A blind man...
...enters the [KaDeWe](http://en.wikipedia.org/...
A boy was riding a toy firetruck across the street, behind pulled very slowly by a rope tied to a dog...
Unfortunately for the dog, the rope was tied ar...
My Dad just told me this joke.
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting n...
Being a dog with no legs -
it's no walk in the park
How many successive 'ands' can you fit into a sentence with it still making sense?
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a n...
There once was a dog who like to walk the railroad tracks
One day he was a little too close as a train ca...
Emigrating to America
Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate...
Here's to 2015:A good,long shaggy dog joke. Also written by me.
A man is killed. It's all over the news,making ...
A 3 legged dog walks into a bar...
Bartender says "what can I get you?" dog repli...
Homeless and thirsty.
Two homeless guys were sitting around and wanti...
In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.
How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
...
What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
You house back, your wife back, your dog back, ...
What's worse than getting AIDs?
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering whether or not...
Bow Wow
A dog walks into Western Union and asks the cle...