2.00$

Two guys want to really have a night of fun but between them they only have 2.00$ so Guy 1 thinks he has a brilliant idea
Guy 1: I know how we can have a fun night of drinking on our 2.00$

Guy 2: O really how are we gonna do that?

Guy 1: See that hotdog vendor over there? Well we will buy a hotdog and I'll put the wiener in my pants we go out to a bar drink all we want and when it's time to pay the tab I'll whip the wiener out and you start sucking on it and they will kick us out

Guy 2: That is actually a brilliant idea...

So off the guys go to the first bar and they drink and drink and the bartender tells them it's time to pay their tab so Guy 1 whips out the hot dog wiener and Guy 2 gets down and starts sucking on it sure enough they get thrown out with out having to pay their tab so they go to another bar and do the same thing and so on and so on they hit about 5 bars...

The next morning the 2 gentlemen are discussing the night they had for only 2.00$

Guy 2: Wow what a night I still can not believe we hit all those bars and only spent 2.00$!

Guy 1: I know I still can't believe I lost that hotdog after the second bar!