A guy walks in bar
Guy says "gimmie a beer bartender and dont make...
Dog Jokes
How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?
None because ice cream doesn't have bones.
A man is walking through the desert...
EDIT: Sorry for the wall of text! Shaggy dog st...
Latvian try to cross river
"Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes,...
My friend's parents recently got a dog called "Bradford"
Because he's mostly brown and black, with a lit...
A woman and her puppy take a taxi ride.
Since it's not her first language, she converse...
"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women who .....
"It's been proven that 9 out of 10 single women...
There are three married men who are friends at a christmas party.
The first man called his wife over and handed h...
joke
A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He sa...
Did you know Yao Ming had a dog?
He had a dog before every NBA game.
A women takes her to dog to the vet. "Doctor every time I take a shower my great dane tries to hump me"...
Doctor: So you want him neutered.
Woman: No, de...
The firefighters dog
A nursery school teacher was delivering a stati...
My dog failed puppy school.
He was always wagging class.
Yelling at a dog...
Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. ...
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-think-he-saurus :) !! Lol
What do you ca...
Dog limps into the O.K. Corral.
"I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac.
He lies awake at night wondering if there is a ...
Jokes about Dad's new glasses
My Dad needs glasses for the first time. He's i...
A very drunk guy
Was weaving down the main street away from a ba...
What do you call a dog who likes to eat at subway?
A sub-woofer!!
What type of dog is always amazed?
A Chi-WOW!-ua
What do women and dog-poop have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick...