There once was a woman who had 100 children....
She named each of them after numbers in the ord...
Dog Jokes
What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?
Neither one is a squirrel.
The police knocked on my door the other night...
...and informed me that they were there to take...
Westminster Dog Show
If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Sho...
A dog attacks a little girl
A man is walking in Central park in New York se...
Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?
It was a shih-tzu
The dogfood diet
(don't know the source, my dad sent me this he ...
A lady pregnant with triplets is cooking stew for dinner one night...
A lady pregnant with triplets is cooking stew f...
An Englisman, Scotsman and Irishman are being chased by police
The three of them run into an alley ahead of th...
So a guy goes into a bar with his dog.
So a guy goes into a bar with his dog. The bart...
I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal; a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu
This joke only works if you read it out loud [OC]
So, I was walking through the woods the other d...
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Where do you get a dog license?
At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)
Invited to a private poke game...
A man was invited to a private poker game. When...
My friend got so drunk he blew chunks
Saw my friend come into work one morning lookin...
Animals missing legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It Doesn'...
I'm afraid my dog is an alcoholic.
She just can't seem to hold her licker.
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A person who stays up all night wondering wheth...
A dog lays by the railroad tracks..
And falls asleep with his tail hanging over the...
The ghost of a dog with no tail walks into a bar after closing time..
Barman: Sorry, we don't retail spirits after ho...
Irish Racism
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ...
Where does a dog go when he loses his tail
a retail store