My father used to go out drinking all night, come home and blow chunks.

The Pig-Fucker...

So this guy breeds exceptionally rare, prized pigs, pigs that people from...

Dog drink

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Hippie jokes

Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house? A: He's still there....

Chunks

Dude goes to a bar and gets absolutely shit faced drunk. The bartender is...

Tony Applies for...

Tony went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to...

Your favorite...

Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than grandpa.Your masseuse...

Best T-Shirt Sayings

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Funny Names K-Z

There is nothing better at 5pm on a Friday afternoon, than to call up the...

Dog Without Legs

What do you call a dog without legs? It doesn't matter - he won't come,...

Q: What do you...

Q: What do you give a dog with a fever? A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)