The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought.
The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between '**The Dog**' and '**and**', and '**and**' and '**Duck**'".
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