Just as a hobo reads a “lost dog” poster advertizing a huge reward for a lost shaggy dog, he notices a shaggy dog about to raise his hind foot against the pole.
Thinking of the reward, he grabs the dog and heads for the address.
It’s a very large, posh mansion, in a very wealthy area.
He rings the bell, and a butler answers.
— May I help you, sir?
— Well, I saw your ads for a lost shaggy doc, and here it is.
— Sir, when we said a “shaggy dog”, we didn’t mean **that** shaggy!
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