Doctor to patient
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whe...
Doctor Jokes
My doctor just told me I had the body of a much younger man..
That's the last time I sign in as J. Dahmer..
I went to the doctor and told him I thought I might be a kleptomaniac.
He said, "Here, take these pills."
So I took ...
Chinese Doctor
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital...
A new hospital opens for the first time, and the doctor is getting antsy...
"What are we waiting for?" the doctor asks.
"P...
You can't beat Chinese doctors
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital...
Skin Doctor
A dim man looks at some horribly swollen red an...
How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and do...
Is it common?
A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, someth...
When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants..
"Over there, beside mine" wasn't the answer I w...
Patient To Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenev...
Did you hear the outcome of Bernie Sanders recent doctor's visit?
He tested positive for Chlamydia after /r/Jokes...
Doctor doctor I've only got 15 seconds to live
Hold on mate I'll just be a minute and I'll be ...
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office...
And says to the receptionist "my dishwasher's b...
A man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a problem, I have 5 penises"
The doctor says "Woow, how do your pants fit?",...
Doctor how much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten
Ten what?
Doctor: Nine
IT HURTS!!! - joke
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, whe...
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has......
A couple are rushing into the hospital because ...
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my le...
An old woman goes to the doctor...
and talks to him about a problem she is having....
Joan and her husband Tom think she should get a labiaplasty...
After weeks of debate, the couple of three chil...
There was a black woman
There was a black woman who was having period p...
Went to the Doctor Yesterday...
Went to the Doctor yesterday, he thinks I suffe...
The elderly man goes to visit a physician for a check-up
The doctor notices that his hands are shaking l...
The doctor asked me if I was having trouble getting an erection..
I said, getting one is not my problem it's find...