My doctor told me to drink 8 bottles of water a day
I have to buy a case of bud light every 3 days now
Doctor Jokes
A Mexican man is found unresponsive on the roadway outside Tijuana...
Local authorities call for an ambulance and he ...
Doctor Joke
The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my ...
A Chinese Doctor...
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital...
A terminally ill man talks to his doctor
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patien...
Asian man goes to an optometrist...
and says "Doctor, I am having trouble seeing ou...
Doctor how much time do I have left?
Doctor how much time do I have left?
Doctor: ...
Doctor: You're obese. Patient:
***Doctor: You're obese. Patient: Whoa, for tha...
My friend Jane
(Best done in first person)
So, I have this fr...
A man goes to his doctors who is partially deaf.
Man: "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a volt!"
Doc...
What is the definition of globalization?
Princess Diana's death.
Why?
Because
An Engl...
So the test results are in.
It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour ...
Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver
How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!
Vaping
A guy goes to the doctor for his usual checkup....
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places...
...My doctor told me to stay away from those pl...
After my wife cheated on me, I took up drugs to ease the pain...
...I'll be the one laughing last when I become ...
Old man and the sperm sample.
An old man visits his doctor for a full check u...
A Lady walks into a Grocery Store..
A lady went into the grocery and asked for fift...
Why was the doctor stressed?
He was losing his patients
kids play pretend
Little Johnny and Suzie were playing on the po...
I keep getting a pain when driving where the road goes under the river, but only when I have other people in the car.
The doctor says it's car pool tunnel syndrome.
what did the kid say when asked about elections?
If they last more than 4 hours, you need to cal...
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer"
from a terminal illness and have only 10 to liv...
9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda
that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan
Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?Doctor: Yes, you may
Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?Doc...