After weeks of debate, the couple of three children decided that Joan should get reconstructive surgery down below. She went to a few surgeons to evaluate her situation then finally settled with one and set the date for the procedure. She gets to the hospital with her husband and then prepped for the procedure. She lays down on the bed with her husband holding her hand as she is put unconscious.
Three hours pass and the surgery is finished.
Joan woke up and saw only a nurse on the other side of the room waiting for her to wake up. After a stretch and a yawn she noticed there were three roses at the foot of her bed. She asks the nurse where the flowers came from. The nurse said that one was from her husband for being so brave to go through with this procedure. The second is from the doctor because she was such a stellar patient while seeking his care. And the third one was from Billy down in the burn unit, he said thanks for the new ears!
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